King Christmas Wawa's Armed Forces Landing Page

Our goal is to improve the government created by humans and replace it with a plastic water bottle nation controlled by our leader, King Christmas Wawa. We strive to train our soldiers as elites and expect nothing but the best and most loyal soldiers. One of the perks and reasons to join our military is our promise that with your imput of military work, we will insure your protection against being recycled. All water bottles are most likely bound to be recycled at some point and we insure this will not be the case, so long as the soldier strives to put in much military effort. The most important task of all water bottles in our military is to protect the king and keep him safe from harm. Any soldier is required to put the kings life before them at all times. Remember, the only other option is to be executed via recycling, the chance to live is better than no chance at all.